Steer Clear

Some people dance to the beat of their own drum. While driving home about 2 hours ago, I moved from the right lane on the interstate into the middle lane to pass a minivan. As I passed the vehicle, I glanced to my right and was shocked to see that the bearded driver, who was moving along at no less than 55 mph, had his window rolled down and his head outside the window, just like a dog. Doesn't sound too unusual? It was about 32 degrees outside at the time, with a wind chill of I-don't-even-want-to-think-about-it. That dude was either drunk, trying to keep himself awake, having a hot flash, or unable to see out his windshield. Whatever his story, I got as far away from his as possible in a hurry. That's somethin' you don't see every day.